hi.
my name is stefon.
i am the city correspondent for the weekend update with seth meyers.
i know all the hottest clubs in town.
yes.
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so…
should i not show my face around here since i was so busy or……..
hi guys
WHOOHOO!!
stefon, darlings, is still drunk.
and now stefon is going to eat the pretty pink and white animal crackers and have a mimosa!!!
happy 2012, dears!!! hope it’s as good for all of you as i know it will be for me!
ooh, i like you, anon! you have wonderful taste!! can i have you?
oh my god, we’re in a kingdom now?? i am so the king. think of all the little goat men and parade violators i can have!!
yo
oh, chris, stop it, you!!
well, define wait…
seth meyers was with his family this christmas :( :( :(
i did try, though!! his girlfriend threatened to call the cops. whatever.
oh, stefon is going to see mrs. stefon and david bowie!!!! just like old times!!
and stefon doesn’t have a “special someone”, though he has a regular date with three guatemalan maraca band members underneath the usual mistletoe!! good stuff!!
i just had loads of people to do, places to do them in… believe me, sweetie, it was no picnic.
except for that one time i actually did go on a picnic…..
but that was just once. or twice. or maybe i lost count. whatever. i’m back, now!
aw!!!! i know, baby, but thanks for the reminder!!
